
(Peter and Gina are in their living room after dinner)
PETER: What’s on the news?
GINA: Nothing good,
you can be sure.
PETER: Well, let’s see what the
bad news is, then. (Turns on the TV)
ANNOUNCER:
The police said the individual was about 5 feet 10 inches tall and wore
a mask.
There were reports he was seen driving away in a blue Monza.
Now on to some lighter news. In Medellin, Colombia, ten schoolchildren
squeezed into a Renault 4 car and broke a Guinness Record.
In Raynham, England a bank robber was arrested after trying to escape ON
A BICYCLE. I guess he wasn’t in a hurry.
In Motown Kentucky a 25-year old woman wants to strengthen her tummy
muscles. She drinks only fruit juices and lies down with two cinder blocks on
her tummy for five hours every day. I think she’s on a �crush� diet.
And there’s a man in Wellington, New Zealand who is completing 25 continuous days
at the top of a 40-foot pole. You might say that’s one way of getting away
from it all.
On to weather. Tomorrow should be fine with about 75 degrees??
(Gina switches off the TV)
GINA: Man, people
sure do stupid things to get into the Guinness Records Book.
PETER: And to get
their name in the news, too, apparently. What a lot of nonsense! By the way, I
got a letter from Aunt Agatha today and she says??
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